Pokemon Randomizer Meme Thingy

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1. This Pokemon is your best friend.

...EGGcuse me? ._.

2. This Pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.

Hmm. Maybe I'll impress him with a trip to the local salt factory... >3>

3. This Pokemon is your partner for a science project.


Did I seriously just get paired up with the school's "queen" for a project!? O_O S-score...!

4. This Pokemon is looking for every possible way to murder you.


OH MY FUCKING GOD, HELP!!! D8

5. This Pokemon is your mother-in-law.


My mother-in-law is a doctor...with a plump booty~

6. This Pokemon is your boyfriend/ girlfriend.


...Are you a boy, or are you a girl, can you please tell me!? D|

7. This Pokemon is your ex.


Yup. I dumped a Sentret. Nothing to see here.

8. This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment.


.....How....?

9. This Pokemon likes to snuggle with you.


That's cute, but I can't stay in the water forever.

10. This Pokemon ate all your cheesecake.


HOW. DO. YOU. EAT!?

11. This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night.


.....Oooookaaaaay theeeeen.... o_0

12. This Pokemon banged your mom.


..........At least it wasn't a Mudkip. <_>;

13. This Pokemon will do anything to get in your pants.


*insert dirty Grass-Type joke here*

14. This Pokemon died by your own hands.


NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! D8

15. This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life.


SO. F***ING. BOSS.

16. This Pokemon reads you bed time stories.


Hey, don't you fall asleep on me! D|

17. This Pokemon is your loving pet.


What is it with me and these water dwellers? o_o

18. This Pokemon is your creepy dentist.


Eheh....eheheh....eheheheheh..... (leaves the premisses)

19. This Pokemon is what you dream about every day.


THEY ARE IN MY HEAD!?!?!?! OAO;;;

20. This Pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.


Turns out my basement had a huge supply with coal. It made a nest down there. .w.


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