Journal Entry: Fri Sep 12, 2014, 9:59 AM
I've watched 10 minutes of this movie.....TEN. MINUTES.
I do not want to finis this shit.
I'll give you people the basic run down...
The movie starts of with the main character Zoey, at the wedding of her mom, who is marrying again. The man she is marrying has 3 sons, and a male dog. She shows DISTAIN towards the mere IDEA of living with them.
This the beginning of the movie, and we have no idea why this is. It comes off as the fact she hates the male species for no reason.
The following morning is the first school day, and she is having problems getting adjusted to a new life with her 4 new family members. And she is complaining about it, of course. It's the FIRST DAY....everything isn't going to get fixed automaticly just by DREAMING and HOPING.
The movie goes on to have her walk onto the new schoolgrounds, and she OF COURSE encounter a bunch of guys that are repulsive, stinky, dirty, and....men....that you usally see on the high school grounds. (and one of the guys fart on her...okay, a jerk-face...fun..)
See what I have a problem with?
EVERYTHING she has a problem with is stuff that takes Days, weeks, months to get adjusted too.......
*20 minutes in at the point of writing*
"Boys need to stop ruining my life." "Oh good, at least there is one thing in my life that isn't ruined. (the phone)."
ONE DAY. YOU HAD ONE BAD DAY. FUCK. OFF.
Not to mention that they have a blond bitch, just because EVERY Disney movie NEEDS a blonde bitch!
Her reason for hating Zoey!? She talked to her Ex-Boyfriend....TALKING. Talking is the plot that drives the villain to hate someone these days!?
Oh yeah, and now she has a Application that gives her FULL CONTROL over every single male human!
"You have an App that controls boys! This is the greatest thing that has ever happened!"
Fuck this movie. FUCK! THIS! MOVIE!!!!!!!!
I'm done! I'm not reviewing this!
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